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“If you want to build a ship, don’t herd people together to collect wood and don’t assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea.”
— Antoine de Saint-Exupery


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sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

(via howlnymeria)

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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(via sarcasm-and-wits)

stardusted:

you guys there was a book called True Story written in the 2nd Century AD and it is the first known text that could be called science fiction- it refers to outer space, aliens, and interplanetary warfare, and was intended by the author, a Greek-speaking Syrian writer named Lucian, to be a satire against contemporary and ancient sources which quote fantastical and mythical events as truth.

sound familiar? I guess the more things change, the more they stay the same.

(Source: elboburnham, via line-james)

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

(via princebrigans)

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(Source: rialxoan, via thewolfsfreedomcave)

(via mammuras)


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf, via artbymoga)

(Source: narutoxfashion, via line-james)

deprincessed:

Each designer has a signature piece which represents their whole aesthetic, and in my mind this corset from Alexander McQueen Fall/Winter 1996 is quintessentially everything that Lee stood for. The lilac silk faille corset was covered in a web of black lace and embroidered with beads, inspired by the Victorian age (it was symbolic for mourning) as many of McQueen’s earlier pieces were. Its sharp high neck obstructed the view of the model and had a look as if it belonged to the villain of some twisted fairytale, making the piece raw and unapologetic, but also added a kind of melancholy. This piece is alluring but not particulary conventionally beautiful, which is one of the things that I admire about McQueen’s work; he has this innate ability to find beauty even in the darkest of places, to give ugliness a new kind of attraction. This artistic eye lead McQueen to create an unmatched legacy of haunting collections that will go down in history. image via.

(via quillery)

fashion-runways:

KRIKOR JABOTIAN Au Gre Dune Brise Collection

(via lantur)

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad:
Why the hell did you put a comma there?

Dad:
Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

Dad:
Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.

Dad:
Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

Dad:
Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

Dad:
Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

Dad:
I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

Dad:
Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

Dad:
Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

Dad:
Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

Dad:
It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

Dad:
Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

Dad:
*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

Dad:
My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

Dad:
Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

Dad:
Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.

Dad:
I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

Dad:
Fuck the government.

Dad:
Fuck the school board.

Dad:
Close the door.

Dad:
Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.

Dad:
I love puns.

Dad:
People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

Dad:
Please shut up.

Dad:
Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

Dad:
I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

Dad:
I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

Dad:
You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

Dad:
Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

Dad:
I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

Dad:
If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

Dad:
They act like I care what they think.

Dad:
I hate homework.

Dad:
I have decided to become a politician.

Dad:
What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.